And not even the fun kind of trouble! Truly an unpleasant prospect.

[Don't mind him just sitting on some convenient surface and crossing his legs.]

Onto the threats, though. As a formality.

I don't expect you'll do it without reason or fairy compulsion, but if you harm Master Noctua I will make your life a living hell as only I could. And I'd prefer you be kind to the rest of Sorbet, and to that bard.